Ideal Job Finder

It's like a magic 8-ball or something. This Excel file automatically finds the ideal job for you, or anyone whose name you type in the box. Try it out - it's pretty funny.

This is our last resort in USP for the undecided students (just kidding). But I always wanted to be a Sandwich Board Advertiser!
Corrie Powell: Bearded Lady in the Circus
Carrie Powell: Big Game Hunter ("like Sarah Palin.." lol)
Sarah Palin: Village Idiot
John McCain: Village Idiot
Barack Obama: Animal Therapist
Joseph Biden: Shoplifting
Joe Biden: Circus Freak
George Bush: Insurance Fraudster <-- ha. timely, AIG
Jesus Christ: Internet Hacker

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funny story

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'