Ideal Job Finder

It's like a magic 8-ball or something. This Excel file automatically finds the ideal job for you, or anyone whose name you type in the box. Try it out - it's pretty funny.

This is our last resort in USP for the undecided students (just kidding). But I always wanted to be a Sandwich Board Advertiser!
Corrie Powell: Bearded Lady in the Circus
Carrie Powell: Big Game Hunter ("like Sarah Palin.." lol)
Sarah Palin: Village Idiot
John McCain: Village Idiot
Barack Obama: Animal Therapist
Joseph Biden: Shoplifting
Joe Biden: Circus Freak
George Bush: Insurance Fraudster <-- ha. timely, AIG
Jesus Christ: Internet Hacker

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at work

My window is the only one with the blinds pulled up on the 8th floor (top is 10th floor). See it? Here's the inside: