A few things I have heard this week:
"Don't play with my hair mommy, it is for somersaults."
"Wipe. Flush. Pull your pants up and wash your hands... It's not
rocket surgery, Corrie" (Brian)
Trying to explain to Corrie that her baby sister WILL come out soon (please Lord...)
Carrie: "See, here are the little diapers for baby sister..."
Corrie: "Those are not for baby sister. Baby sister is stuck."
Carrie: "No, mommy has to go to the hospital and pop her out."
Corrie: "Yes, baby sister will POP out and it will be loud!"