Quoth the Corrie:

Corrie, did you wash your hands?
"Yes"
Just now?  When did you wash your hands?
"When I went to the potty.."
And when was that?
"Umm...... a couple of days ago"


"Where are you going, Mommy?"
Daddy and I are going on a date!
"Oh! Like to McDonalds??"

"Do you know what, Mommy?"
What?
"I wish my bottom could go like this [moves to one side of toilet seat],  and like this [to the other side], and like this [to the back]..."
Well honey, one day your bottom will be big enough.
"Yeah, like yours!"