Corrie stories

You know what I want when I grow up and be a doctor??"
(what?)
"I want to have LOTS of kids!"
(really? how many?)
"A hundred!"
(A hundred?? What will you do with all those kids?)
"Well I will get them lots and lots of chairs, and some kids will sit in a little circle,
and more kids will sit in the next circle behind them, and the next circle and the next..
and they will ALL have a chair!"


[at Applebee's]
"This place is decorated very pretty... It's like a PALACE!"