Corrie quote bonanza

This week has been a gold mine :)

"I think the little tennis's are coming out of the snails!"
(you mean 'tenticles'??) 
"Yeah, those!"

If you know Ronald Jenkees, you'll enjoy this one.
Original lyrics: 'My cash, my jewels, my car, it aint no thang'
Corrie's lyrics, out of the blue, in the bath tonight:
"My cats, my jewelries, my car away no bang"

[making french toast]
"You know what I wanna be when I'm all grown up?"
(what?)
"I wanna be a DOCTOR for little babies and pets and stuff"
(really?)
"yeah, just like Dr. Maguire, but with a different face.."